How Are You Feeling Today?

How Are You Feeling Today?

Many years ago, this is exactly what I would be feeling like on a Saturday morning after a wild Friday night. Hope your livers are celebrating your old age or lameness as much as mine today.

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Miley Cyrus, It’s Destiny Calling

Miley Cyrus, It's Destiny Calling

Give it up already Miley, Hannah Montana, or whatever your name is. Just give in and do porn already. You’re headed that way already.

Car Accident

Car Accident

That gang-bang, or as humans call it a 20 car pileup, resulted in the conception of this baby. One day, it hopes to grow up to be a Ford Pickup truck.

Buzz

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear, you’re still illegal in most states. You have to wait one more year until you can start saying that, be brought up on charges as an adult, and convicted as a sex offender.

Human Shield

Human Shield

Debatable, but complaining when someone uses you as a human shield could have a solid foundation.

Condom

Condom

The thought of conception leaves a lasting impression.

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